So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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