Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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