WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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