the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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