Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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