called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
