Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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