when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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