Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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