Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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