THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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