its not stalking. its research.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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