I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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