And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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