I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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