laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Your cock deserves a montage
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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