No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
tequila makes me forget i have legs
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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