In the future we'll all be gay
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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