I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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