All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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