Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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