He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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