I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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