Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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