She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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