Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm getting married
To pizza
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
