I feel like I'm in dance class right now
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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