So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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