some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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