9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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