I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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