My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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