I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
