yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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