ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
