Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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