just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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