There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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