I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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