garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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