I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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