I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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