Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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