I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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