Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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