yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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