return my video game
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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