Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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