Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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