I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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