I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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