Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She bit a glass in half.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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