It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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